Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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