he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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