This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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