I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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