he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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