the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i think i just lost a toe
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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