I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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