Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Acid is not a monday night drug
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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