we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
pop tarts are not kleenex
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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