She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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