i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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