For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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