I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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