Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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