So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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