i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
