just tell him i said nine months
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So here I am, sexting at work.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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