yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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