well most of my day revolves around power hour
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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