Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
