Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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