It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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