I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
