Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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