ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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