haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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