I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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