no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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