playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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