erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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