garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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