Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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