Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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