can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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