He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i think i have herpe
just one?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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