NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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