okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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