Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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