Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Can't talk, ducks in the car
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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