like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The power of my boobs compel you
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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