Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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