yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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