dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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