Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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