Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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