Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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