you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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