Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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