i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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