Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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