After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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