Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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