Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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