We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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