there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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