i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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